How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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skiving off work (not me well, kinda....)a friend of mine works as a traffic cop in Germany, and rather than do any real work, he spends all day driving around town like michael schumacher with lights and sirens blaring, (and just for fun)has races on the autobahn with other traffic cops. pure genius
my job is easy, working in the student bar - whenever I want to waste some time, I just say im going to the pisser, and then spend 20 minutes arsing about outside! I even got someone to cover for me a couple of times, and still got paid for it! woo yay!
But quite possibly the best, was shagging one of the barmaids the the storeroom outside when we were supposed to go and get another keg of bier, funnily enough, nobody noticed we were gone....happy days
(, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 4:30, Reply)
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