How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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How I skive off work
Working in a small, shitty Spackdonalds, is hell. Boring as fuck and full of idiots.
Usually one of my managers (who doesn't know her arse from her elbow) sends me outside to clear up (leaving the trainees in kitchen during the busy lunchtime rush). This alone is a fair skive, as it gets me out of the busy work and lets the new guys who are shit get all the trouble. The way I take care of said task is by wrecking any progress people have already made and starting completly from scratch. This takes a good 40 minutes to an hour, by which time lunch is over and my arsehead manager waddles home.
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 22:41, Reply)
Working in a small, shitty Spackdonalds, is hell. Boring as fuck and full of idiots.
Usually one of my managers (who doesn't know her arse from her elbow) sends me outside to clear up (leaving the trainees in kitchen during the busy lunchtime rush). This alone is a fair skive, as it gets me out of the busy work and lets the new guys who are shit get all the trouble. The way I take care of said task is by wrecking any progress people have already made and starting completly from scratch. This takes a good 40 minutes to an hour, by which time lunch is over and my arsehead manager waddles home.
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 22:41, Reply)
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