How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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cba tbh
I've got work tomorrow morning and this will be exactly how it goes:
09:55 - Turn up close to an hour after everyone else:
10:00 - Sit at desk
10:15 - Finish hearing what I'm meant to do today
10:20 - Start FTP downloading the site files even though they haven't changed in the slightest since I was last in.
10:21 - Disable site blocks the browse away
11:30 - Check it downloaded ok, then browse more sites
12:00 - Do a about half the work for the day
13:00 - Lunch!
13:30-14:00 - come back and do skive off some more
15:00 - discuss music/alcohol/neds with supervisor
16:00 - finish work then browse
16:59 - re-enable site blocks
17:00 - get wages and leave.
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:45, Reply)
I've got work tomorrow morning and this will be exactly how it goes:
09:55 - Turn up close to an hour after everyone else:
10:00 - Sit at desk
10:15 - Finish hearing what I'm meant to do today
10:20 - Start FTP downloading the site files even though they haven't changed in the slightest since I was last in.
10:21 - Disable site blocks the browse away
11:30 - Check it downloaded ok, then browse more sites
12:00 - Do a about half the work for the day
13:00 - Lunch!
13:30-14:00 - come back and do skive off some more
15:00 - discuss music/alcohol/neds with supervisor
16:00 - finish work then browse
16:59 - re-enable site blocks
17:00 - get wages and leave.
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:45, Reply)
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