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Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)

(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Skiving College...
...was always fun. If I couldn't be arsed with an afternoon lecture there were always a few blokes on the course willing to tag along. Of course the 'few blokes' in question are of course complete stoners. So usually at lunch time we'd head to the nearest deserted place and smoke like chimneys for a few hours.

If we could be arsed with the afternoon lecture (or if there happened to be an important piece of work needing handed in) we would turn up about 20 minutes late and fall asleep in the back of the class. Either that or I'd draw weird shit. If we couldn't be fucked with the afternoon lecture however, we would head to the nearest fast food outlet (we always opted for Subway- for the footlongs and free refills) and pig out.

Apologies for length (and girth :P)
(, Mon 2 May 2005, 1:44, Reply)

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