How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Temping
I am currently doing the above for the foreign office. It's by far and away the best way to waste taxpayers' money for your own benefit. I get paid 9 quid an hour for about 40 hours a week (usually more according to my timesheet) and my last postion involved invigilating interviews. That's right, i sit on my arse and read a paper, occassionally wandering into another room to surf a bit. However, if i want to properly skive i head for the loo and abuse myself over the girl on reception who looks stupid but entirely filthy.
( , Mon 2 May 2005, 13:46, Reply)
I am currently doing the above for the foreign office. It's by far and away the best way to waste taxpayers' money for your own benefit. I get paid 9 quid an hour for about 40 hours a week (usually more according to my timesheet) and my last postion involved invigilating interviews. That's right, i sit on my arse and read a paper, occassionally wandering into another room to surf a bit. However, if i want to properly skive i head for the loo and abuse myself over the girl on reception who looks stupid but entirely filthy.
( , Mon 2 May 2005, 13:46, Reply)
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