How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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making men out of fruit and straws and cocktail sticks
When I worked in a bar in this bistro there was no one in in the daytime, we were supposed to clean up stuff etc, Me and other like minded bar staff used to make men out of fruit and other bar stuff, the best was a orange man with a beer mat thrown and those cocktail parisols. Also I made a man from straw with working legs joints made from cocktail sticks, and we also found out that you could throw things at the desk fan and it would ping them out at random angles. Then we got into cutting up leaflets and doing old skool photoshops with them. Iv got pics on my phone but I cant be arsed to email them because im pay as u go and it costs a bomb to connect. Meh!
( , Mon 2 May 2005, 18:43, Reply)
When I worked in a bar in this bistro there was no one in in the daytime, we were supposed to clean up stuff etc, Me and other like minded bar staff used to make men out of fruit and other bar stuff, the best was a orange man with a beer mat thrown and those cocktail parisols. Also I made a man from straw with working legs joints made from cocktail sticks, and we also found out that you could throw things at the desk fan and it would ping them out at random angles. Then we got into cutting up leaflets and doing old skool photoshops with them. Iv got pics on my phone but I cant be arsed to email them because im pay as u go and it costs a bomb to connect. Meh!
( , Mon 2 May 2005, 18:43, Reply)
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