How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Yay for bikesMy fave method is to sleep in REALLY late, miss half of the morning at college, and, when I finally get in, say my bike broke, or something in that sense about my darn bike ( I love it really).
Once, I think I said that the pedal broke, which made a fine excuse. Apart from the fact that karma thought it would be funny if my pedal did actually break. So, fast forward one month and cue the pedal falling off. I needed new pants after that.
Also, in french, we have a hyper femenist teacher with a ton of opinions on how the world should be etc. Anyhoo, if we don't want to work, we just ask her e.g. why we should worry about equality if women got the vote in 1918-ish. From that moment on, all we hear is "Oh my GOD! You can tell he's a man." And from then on we have femenist propaganda thrown at us. Like we even care, or listen. Whenever she looks at us, we just nod and go "mmm, yeah, okay..."
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