How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Not exactly Skiving
Just when at 'Chicken feathers, feet and scales PLC.', I do enjoy adding my own spiffing ideas to the mundane recipes!
Like, couple of decades ago, I was a bit knackered after a long day at the Bernard Matthews Patented Pork-lard-stuffin', re-constitutionin' vitaminin' chicken tit stuffer, when I said, 'I've had enough'.
Got all those faeces that fall off, mixed 'em up with a porker's porker, old boot, the usual old testiclés, added some of me own 'special' sauce, et Voilà !
Funny thing is, The Golden Arches Corporation bought this recipe. CHICKEN McNuggets? Don't make me laugh!
( , Tue 3 May 2005, 22:47, Reply)
Just when at 'Chicken feathers, feet and scales PLC.', I do enjoy adding my own spiffing ideas to the mundane recipes!
Like, couple of decades ago, I was a bit knackered after a long day at the Bernard Matthews Patented Pork-lard-stuffin', re-constitutionin' vitaminin' chicken tit stuffer, when I said, 'I've had enough'.
Got all those faeces that fall off, mixed 'em up with a porker's porker, old boot, the usual old testiclés, added some of me own 'special' sauce, et Voilà !
Funny thing is, The Golden Arches Corporation bought this recipe. CHICKEN McNuggets? Don't make me laugh!
( , Tue 3 May 2005, 22:47, Reply)
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