How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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My four year skive...For four years I worked for a fairly major ex-polytechnic (now University) in the midlands. After redesigning their website I landed a job as a 'consultant' which basically meant copping a £600 a month 'retainer' for sitting on my arse at home, whilst simultaniously using the University resources and time to build up a successful web design/development company.
I was raking it in (£40 an hour + retainer) working for departments in the Uni, helped by my very well connected and friendly female boss.
Unfortunately, the bastards eventually realised my plan and erm... 'released' all the people I'd recruited into the company.
Ahh well, good whilst it lasted eh?
These days I'm back in education, have my own private office and get to spend all day looking at lovely 18-21yr old ladies.
Hard life.
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TooMuch2AM, Wed 4 May 2005, 9:43,
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