How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Endless Supermarket stories.... Continued!There's so many ways to skive off in a supermarket, my Favs included
i) Going to collect trollies from the bottom of the car park... ending up having a cig break and seeing how many trollies at once you could push without twatting some old dears Montego
ii) 'Hiding' in the bread department and forcing your mates mouth around the 'Doughnut Filling Machine' - Watching Blueberry sauce squirt out of his gob at high pressure was much fun
iii) Hiding in the 'Pizza Prep' area and wiping large snots on the bottom of bases for pizzas...
iv) Zooming up and down the warehouse on pallet trucks... deadly but fun!
(, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:24, Reply)
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