Seven deadly sins
Let's see:
Lust
Fidelity is not a friend of mine. Basically, if it's got a backbone, I'll do it.
Glutony
All the damn time. I used to be one of those annoying people who could eat all he liked and never got fat. When I hit 30, I got fat and I don't care.
Greed
In silly little ways, like when I serving dinner for me and the missus, I always make sure I get a larger serving.
Sloth
Well, I should be working right now.
Wrath
I've mostly calmed down now, but can be provoked into rediculous displays of rage - like that time I beat the shit out of a student I caught kicking the wingmirror off my car. I kicked him so hard, the missus thought I'd killed him.
Envy
I hate it that other people are doing better than me. Hate it. But worst of all is lottery winners, I can't read or hear about them without being so jealous I could spit.
Pride
Did I tell you I once project managed a number one selling mobile phone game? No? Well I've told every other fucker on the planet!
(ScousersPet, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:47, 3 replies)

Does it
have to be an internal backbone or are crustaceans on the cards too?
I've seen some sexy lobsters in my time.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:35, closed)

Hardcore prawn?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:26, closed)

In this day and age
they are hardly considered deadly.

More par for the course.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:24, closed)