I ran over my supermodel girlfriend in my Ferrari

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:11, 4 replies)

You infidel!
everybody knows it was a Honda you were really driving!
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 0:15, closed)

Road Traffic Act, 1988
Part I, Section 2, unless you killed her, in which case Part I, Section 1.

Also, if you were under the influence of "massive drugs" at the time, could also be charged under Section 3A, too.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 3:20, closed)

needs moar honda accord

(tyrellsOwl, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:01, closed)

most MASSIVE DRUGS, too.
As stories go, it comes up pretty short.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:21, closed)