Why will you burn in hell?Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.
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rob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:02)
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Whistling on the sabbath, and masturbating in my shed.
Bit of a pearoast, but I saw a flyer stuck on a lampoost, advertising the fact someone had lost their mobile shit machine. Dog. It happened that some cunt's dog had had a snap at me prior to this, I wasn't feeling good towards the fucking things, so I phoned them and said that I'd found it. Oh marvellous, they replied, where? Dead, I told them, run over and squashed. Then I hung up. Dog lovers are welcome to criticise me.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:45, 3 replies)
Are you legless?Or just disabled?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:00, closed)
Cheers.(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:59, closed)
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