I once got a clip round the ear'ole from my gran for whistling on the Sabbath
and another when I ejaculated a "Jesus" in surprise.

I always assumed that was it, I'd paid the price. Not so sure now.

Other Sabbath infractions include relatively minor 'wearing wellies' and the absolutely heinous 'going fishing'. A crime so severe that a neighbours 6 year old came running out of her house shouting at us to not get into the boat because her mum had told her 'God will kill them'.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 9:50, 3 replies)

Perhaps she would have been all that miffed about ejaculating a Jesus
if you had cleaned it up.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 1:43, closed)

I bet Jesus was pretty fucking surprised too!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 9:57, closed)

For some reason I thought of "The Church Of The Ejaculated Jesus"
Just stand well back from the statue with the stigmata...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:13, closed)