Streaky bacon?
Only heretics use streaky bacon. True believers use back bacon.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:33, 3 replies)

Exactly...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:46, closed)

True Fundamentalists
Use gammon steaks.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:46, closed)

Jihadists add a pineapple ring.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:38, closed)

I used to think gammon was a fish.
But I also thought Didcot was in Berkshire and house prices would suffer if a coloured moved in nearby.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:18, closed)

Back bacon is for pricks and Danes.
And pricks. Fucking back bacon. You fucking race traitor prick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:36, closed)

Hey Shambles, long time no see.
You misogynistic homophobic racist prick. Back bacon is the best bacon (apart from Kevin Bacon) and anybody who thinks otherwise is just not our kind of person.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:17, closed)

Are you Irish?
You better be fucking Irish. If you're English and questioning the superiority of pork belly for bacon then I'm afraid you go to hell and you die.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:12, closed)

Don't be a stupid cunt-
We all know the irish don't have any computers, let alone have the internet. Besides, they subsist on potatoes.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:18, closed)