I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that 'finger rapped' means you wooed her with bitchin' lyrical stylings in Makaton. Because anything else would make you a cunt.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 2:16, 1 reply)

Fingermouse
goes gangsta.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:49, closed)

why not? We already have Rastamouse...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:04, closed)

He couldn't make this
bad ting good.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:43, closed)

no, this is a job for.... Pederastamouse (and the Sleazy Crew)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:39, closed)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:45, closed)

Needs more digital-vaginal penetration.
Only for a couple of seconds mind. Otherwise it might be rape.

*My daughter quite likes Rastamouse - & I can never watch it with her again now.*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:43, closed)

nudge her towards Horrible histories instead - it's oddly enjoyable
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:18, closed)

Oh she loves HH.
For some reason I quite enjoy the Terrible Tudors. Go figure.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:15, closed)