
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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My manager uses it all the fucking time.
And I'm not fond of people repeating something, like: "I went there, I did" or "I like that, I do". Mainly Stokies that do it, so it must have something to do with being fucking inbred.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, 5 replies)

But at least it's a nice sing-song accent. Charlotte Church going "oh monders! I like that, I do!" wouldn't bother me at all. Actually, I think it would. I'd end up donkey punching her. Ho hum!
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, closed)

we change the "I like this" button to "I like this, I do".
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, closed)

I hear this all the fucking time too.
"We must be sure we have a clear statement of visions and values going forward."
"We must scope our strategy for employee engagement going forward."
"Budgetary alignment is a key issue going forward."
Boldly going forward, cos we can't find reverse.
Dktr S
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:05, closed)

quite a young one (24) use "moving forward" to mean "we're not discussing this - I've said what we're going to do, end of line."
It was always fun when the clients didn't want to talk to him and he couldn't figure out why. Prick.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:15, closed)
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