Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Similar to DG below: "Can I ask you a question?"Yes, you just did, and you only get one for free. Why not just ask me a fucking question, instead of asking me if you can ask one?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:44,
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The good thing about thisis that you can answer "No".
Then watch the response.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:46,
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Quite often at work I'll just say "yes"and walk off
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:51,
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My usual response to that particular display of idiocy is "Apparently so."(
flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:55,
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a young clip board wielding charity lady...jumped over to me today, smiling ear to ear and said, "Can I just ask you a quick question?"
"But you already did."
Cue a good ten seconds of hard thought, allowing me to make my escape.
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People have been here before.automatthias.wordpress.com/2006/02/06/my-favourite-fortune/
Still makes me smile.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32,
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