Job-hunting
90% of the adverts look like this: "Our client is a highly respected international consultancy specialising in action-driven, forward-thinking restructuring with an asset-based value system.

We are looking for a dynamic, driven individual capable of person-to-person relationship-building, that can demonstrate competencies in an entrepreneurial, high-pressure environment while being a customer-focused team player in an organisation with a sideways-facing hierarchical structure.

You will be able to leverage opportunities while continuing your professional development and creating value in mutual development situations. You must facilitate visibility in procuring deliverable milestones in our systematic personnel communications and create a synergy between resources and application systems.

We hope you will join us on our paradigm-shifting journey forward!"
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:43, 2 replies)

Ha ha!
Too true.

"An exciting opportunity has arisen..."

Has it, by God?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:51, closed)

We are looking for a dynamic etc...
Nah, this is more likely common nowadays.

You are a dynamic, driven individual capable of person-to-person relationship-building...

No I'm not.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:03, closed)