at a movie and only get to hear ... the audience
"That's so funny!"
"Did you see that?"

Then they narrate what we all just saw, or explain the joke...

I'd like to see a sign at the movies:
"Desperate attention whores who need a constant fix and can't handle it when their friends aren't looking at them for longer than five minutes, should be left outside the theater."

There could be a room for them and they could all talk to each other, they'd probably love it as long as we called it the "Special Princess Room" and it had mirrors...
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:46, 3 replies)

"Did you see that?"
Why, no, I didn't. I paid £6 to come in here and stare at the floor for two hours.

I do love the idea of the Special Princess Room. Would keep all those orange-tanned mingers off the streets for a few hours.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:52, closed)

It was funny when...
...Paulie Walnuts in The Sopranos would make some weak joke about someone in a room, then turn to someone else in the room and say "Did you hear what I said? I said insert weak joke here"

But then I got the impression the writers were trying to illustrate what an irritating twunt he was.
Besides being a multiple murderer. 'Cos he's a complex character, y'know?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:40, closed)

I once heard it said...
...that "there's a special hell reserved for paedophiles and people who talk at the theatre". One of very few principles that makes me wish I had even one iota of religious faith :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:23, closed)