Sanitized Swearing
I know a whole group of people who say "flip" or "fetch" as exclamations. I once heard a guy say, "What the flippin' fetch are you doing, you fetcher!"

I prefer the tried and true Yosemite Sam speak: "rickin' frackin' brickin' brackin'"
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:00, 7 replies)

couldn't do that if i tried
i seem to suffer from bingo-based animal tourette's syndrome, having muttered such phrases as donkey felcher, tossbadger and wank python after someone has called house.
this usually happens when i've been waiting AGES for ONE FUCKING NUMBER!
/number 34 for £165 last night
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:08, closed)

I swear so much sometimes it's more fun not to.
Though I'm currently stuck on referring to my plaice of work as a cod-forsaken haik hole -- which isn't anywhere near as amusing as I had hoped.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:14, closed)

The Best is Moroney from the classic "Johnny Dangerously"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:35, closed)

ah but I use flip
with the exact intonation of Maurice Moss from thr IT Crowd- therefore it's cool
(monkeyseemonkeydo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02, closed)

Swearing spoonerisms
I prefer to dance closer to the line with swearing that looks like it just misses, YOU DODGAMNED FOTHERMUCKING SOCKCUCKING BON OF A SITCH!
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:23, closed)

or
I prefer Muttley's "Shazzin' Frazzin'".
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:28, closed)

My dad's family used "thun"...
as in "Get that thunning car off my thunning foot, you thunning thun!"

I was quite shocked when, in adulthood I heard Dad say "fuck" for the first time.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:44, closed)