I work for Subway, so I don't just make sandwiches.
I'm a Sandwich Artiste, not sandwich maker, an artiste.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:47, 8 replies)

You are this man...


AICMFP!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:53, closed)

I always know where my towel is.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:51, closed)

Subway is always an exercise in disappointment for me. Walking past, it smells yummy but never lives up to expectations.

You must be one of the rare competent Subway employees, the ones I've met are more akin to Cro-Magnon man.
( fluffymitten NAN, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:21, closed)

I do take pride in the job.
Mostly enjoying it but it's so corporate, oh and customers get an experience not a sandwich.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:53, closed)

I had a Subway once,
it was rubbish.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:29, closed)

I bet you chose a rubbish one.
Y'know, one of those bad ones.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:54, closed)

Ahh
but how do you arrange the triangular cheese slices?

So that they tessellate (good), or so that they point the same way and overlap (illogical and leaving gaps)??
(Frottage cheese, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:19, closed)

Yeah tesseallate is the best way.
Just a shame the factory producing it, can't make it uniform.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:52, closed)