Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Annoying Phrases?Worst has to be:
"TIME, GENTLEMEN PLEASE"
Makes me want to cry. But leads me on to a story about a pub I used to drink in in the 80s. Closing time back then was 10:30.
"TIME, GENTLEMEN PLEASE" yelled the landlord.
"HALF-PAST TEN!!!" yelled the crowd. "Funny fuckers" muttered landlord.
So, after a few weeks of this he changed to:
"CAN YOU SEE YOUR GLASSES OFF PLEASE"
And 200 drunk rockers would yell:
"BYE-BYE GLASS"
Then, my favourite. Took a bit of co-ordination but was worth it.
"CAN I HAVE YOUR GLASSES NOW PLEASE" yelled landlord
and 200 drunken punters buried him in a pile of 10p plastic sunglasses.
"GET OUT - YOU'RE ALL BARRED"
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:43,
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