Supermarket self-checkout robot voices.
"Please put the item in the bag"
"Please put the item in the bag"
"Please put the item in the bag"
"Please put the item back in the bag"
"Please put the item in the bag"
"Please scan barcode on your item"
"Please put the item in the bag"
"Please put the item in the bag"
"Please wait for assistance"
.....


*Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:27, 12 replies)

Do you scan everything that goes through....Go on be honest.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:45, closed)

I think you have to
If you scan a tin of beans and put something else into the bag with it, it knows the weight.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:50, closed)

Pocket?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:57, closed)

You just get told to
"please put the item in the bag" until you do so / cry / bleed.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:37, closed)

argh!
And I always think it'll be quicker. I hate those machines with a vengeance.
(sugar_tits, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:46, closed)

You forgot "Unexpected item in the bagging area"
This usually sends me over the edge
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:20, closed)

Aiiiiiiiii!
How could I forget?

Also "Please take your change". I'm still plucking my receipt out of the machine! Just fucking wait for two seconds!!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:11, closed)

Especially
when the 'unexpected item' you've put in the bagging area is A FUCKING BAG. As items in bagging areas go, I'd have thought that would've been one of the least unexpected.
(costas, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:01, closed)

Eughh

I feel angry just reading that post.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, closed)

Fuck yeah!
Morrisons is the worst. I've literally (not) pulled my hair out waiting for a vacant numpty to come and sort the fucker out. I'd rather queue for ten minutes than deal with one of those again.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:58, closed)

Voices
Why the flying fuck they all have to use exactly the same voice I will never understand. My old mac had a dozen to choose from, and that was in 1995! Queueing up and listening to a dozen identical smarmy robobitch clones nagging frayed shoppers into compliance is enough to make me violate the verbal morality statue.
( Scrumper, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:26, closed)

Haha
'smarmy robobitch clones' :D
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:53, closed)