I have an iphone
And I like it, it's useful. What makes me wanna fucking break the thing is it's way of turning people into bloody mini-adverts.

"where did I put my iPhone?"
"let me put your number into my iPhone"
"did I just hear my iPhone ringing?"

ARGH! Nobody says "oh, that's my nokia 8220 beeping"
It's just a phone! Call it a phone!


This message sent from an iPhone.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:42, 8 replies)

just say mobile
which will serve to tick off iphone smuggers
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:44, closed)

One step further
I now tend to go with wireless telecommunications device. Unless it's a blackberry, which gets the prestigious title 'pocket calculator'.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:53, closed)

You'll enjoy this little classic from an old image challenge, then
www.b3ta.com/board/9530828
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:46, closed)

Ha!
Very nice, love the accentuation of FRIENDS
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:00, closed)

Ive just upgraded to an iPhone an hour ago
*smug*
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:51, closed)

If that was true
You would go even further than saying iPhone, and say iPhone 3gs 16gig!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, closed)

Ill go further than that
iPhone 3gs 16gig reconditioned and FREE
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, closed)

Status substitution
Using an object with intellectual or fashionable cachet to substitute for an object that is merely pricey: "Brian, you left your copy of Camus in your brother's BMW."

From Generation X by Douglas Copeland.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)