Bzzz. Not true.
Then again if all you eat is rabbit food it's hard to work up the energy for a good rant, innit

Oh no, my friend. That's not the case at all. I eat meat only very, very rarely. Been like that for 30+ years, since college days. And when I do eat meat, it's only when I'm in some place where if I didn't, I would fucking starve. Like Texas. Or Korea. Or some parts of Germany. It's not that I'm one of those "meat is murder" jagoffs, or someone who believes that animals were babies once, with feelings and parents and babies of their own. I just don't like the taste or texture, and if I don't like something I see no reason why I should do it.

But I have plenty of energy for a bile-laden spittle-flecked rant. And one thing that'll set me off is vegetarians who wear their food preference like a cloak of martyr-dom. If I'm somewhere out to eat and the hosts have cooked meat, I'll thank them profusely for going to the trouble, ask for no meat, eat everything else on the plate, find something to compliment and thank them profusely. What I won't do is bitch and piss and moan about "how could you cook meat; you know I'm a dickheadvegetarian wah wah wah" and spend the rest of the evening sulking like a teenaged emo wuckfit. What is wrong with these self-absorbed pious and holier-than-thou wankers? What a cunch of bunts. When did your preference become a reason for anyone else to change?

My aged father was once, with his fur-clad wife, arriving for some posh do at which there were some anti-fur demonstrators. My noble father took exception to one oik, and asked him if he wore leather. The reply was "no". Did he eat meat? "No, I'm a vegan," in a self-righteous tone and manner. My wise father's response: "I thought so, son, your skin's terrible. Get some meat in you and those spots will soon clear up."

I adore my father.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:32, 1 reply)

^this
But I must point out that as a man living with a vegetarian, I'm well aware of their capabilities for vitriol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:35, closed)

"Then again if all you eat is rabbit food it's hard to work up the energy for a good rant, innit"
"as a man living with a vegetarian, I'm well aware of their capabilities for vitriol"

Which is it then?
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:01, closed)

Depends on the time of the month
I love the below BTW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:23, closed)