here come the girls
every time i hear those words being sung, i want to track down whichever fucker decided to use them for the boots ads and stab them repeatedly in the oesophagus
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:31, 13 replies)

Feeling evil
Slipin’ on my little black dress
5 inches I’m bound to impress
Turn it up, I’m a little temptress
Monroe’s got nothin’ on me
Read my curves like poetry
Tonight we rule the world, beware cos here come the girls
Tonight we rule the world, beware cos here come the girls
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:55, closed)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
*frenzies*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:56, closed)

My work here is done
slips off sniggering

And waits for the revenge ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:00, closed)

my revenge shall be terrible
my retribution swift
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:06, closed)

Not that swift
Its been at least 24 hrs ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, closed)

it's already started
you just don't know where it's coming from
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:11, closed)

With b3ta who knows where its coming from
Turns off phone, stocks the loft with survival supplies.
Nothing, absolutely nothing will draw me out.
I have barrels of water and dried food, candles and a machete

ooh I can smell onions cooking, mouth waters, pops head out of loft .....................
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:59, closed)

*loads onion trebuchet*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:10, closed)

*cries*

(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:39, closed)

Jeez i miss British adverts...
..if only for the irritant factor
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 20:01, closed)

Ah but
A lot of British ads are dubbed, so not actually British really ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, closed)

What even ferrero rocher?
Say it ain't so.
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 18:10, closed)

ferrero rocher
are crap
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:01, closed)