AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
*frenzies*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:56, 1 reply)

My work here is done
slips off sniggering

And waits for the revenge ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:00, closed)

my revenge shall be terrible
my retribution swift
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:06, closed)

Not that swift
Its been at least 24 hrs ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, closed)

it's already started
you just don't know where it's coming from
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:11, closed)

With b3ta who knows where its coming from
Turns off phone, stocks the loft with survival supplies.
Nothing, absolutely nothing will draw me out.
I have barrels of water and dried food, candles and a machete

ooh I can smell onions cooking, mouth waters, pops head out of loft .....................
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:59, closed)

*loads onion trebuchet*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:10, closed)

*cries*

(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:39, closed)