Annoying words and phrases
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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"interactive menus"
hooray! I can select play! interactive menus DO NOT COUNT as an extra feature, as I've only ever come across one movie that auto-plays the film (but opens a menu after): outland.
oh, and the UMD version of the 5th element has the cab plummeting through the city in a loop with stuff rushing towards you, press X at the right time to play. it's like a game before a movie! on a video game console! what will they think of next?
( , Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, 3 replies)
hooray! I can select play! interactive menus DO NOT COUNT as an extra feature, as I've only ever come across one movie that auto-plays the film (but opens a menu after): outland.
oh, and the UMD version of the 5th element has the cab plummeting through the city in a loop with stuff rushing towards you, press X at the right time to play. it's like a game before a movie! on a video game console! what will they think of next?
( , Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, 3 replies)
It had to be
Outland has to be autoplay otherwise nobody with eyes and ears would watch it.
( , Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)
Outland has to be autoplay otherwise nobody with eyes and ears would watch it.
( , Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)
Lies!
Outland knows we can't wait while we press the play button to cram all the delicious film into our greedily gaping pupils – it is not only the best film ever made, it is the best thing ever.
( , Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, closed)
Outland knows we can't wait while we press the play button to cram all the delicious film into our greedily gaping pupils – it is not only the best film ever made, it is the best thing ever.
( , Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, closed)
Menus are for restaurants
I'd pay substantially more for DVDs that just fucking played immediately on insertion instead of all that menu bollocks. "Extras"? I couldn't give two shits.
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:03, closed)
I'd pay substantially more for DVDs that just fucking played immediately on insertion instead of all that menu bollocks. "Extras"? I couldn't give two shits.
( , Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:03, closed)
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