'...on acid'
People who say something is like something else 'on acid' have invariably not got a fucking clue what anything is like 'on acid', and thus make themselves look like lolwaki spastics for saying it.

I saw a poster ad a couple of years for 'Spongebob Squarepants', upon which was a quote from horse-faced simpleton Christian O'-fucking-Connell (for whom I already had massive personal antipathy dating back to an incident in the late 80s when the cunt burnt my socks on a campfire): 'like 'The Simpsons' on acid'.

In what fucking way, you equine-visaged mongol, is 'Spongebob Squarepants' like 'The Simpsons' on acid? Any way at all, or are you just using it like a retard to appear 'edgy' and 'cool'? You witless cunt. When everyone else was actually taking acid you were too scared to, and instead resorted to smoking cigars at teenage parties to get attention - attention you were already getting, for hoiking your jeans up higher than Simon Cowell's, getting you the nickname 'tightarse'.

Christian O'Connell's elongated, hideous face is like a normal person's 'on acid'.

This was meant to be a general rant about people saying 'on acid', but I appear to have deviated from this theme somewhat. Ah well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:11, 10 replies)

Bill Bailey did an excellent bit on just this topic on one of his tours
he hit the nail on the head, without digressing into a bile-filled rant.

this might be a link to it
blogs.warwick.ac.uk/simonpain/entry/bill_bailey_on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:15, closed)

Bill Bailey is filled with a great deal less bile than I am, I suspect.
I'll have a look at that later, cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:18, closed)

the bile-duct of a particularly angry and unwell rhinoceros
is less bile-filled than you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, closed)

*proud face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:29, closed)

they must have been good socks

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:32, closed)

It was more
the 3 mile walk in army surplus boots and bare feet at 5am (soaked to the skin having passed out on someone's lawn under their sprinkler, with an entire bottle of blue Smirnoff inside me) than the socks themselves, good though they were.

I do concede that the 3-day hangover and near-hypothermia were not O'Connell's responsibility, but I have a million and one other ancedotes to illustrate why the helmet only had about two friends at the time. In hindsight the perfect 'radio personality': hideous to look at, a repugnant personality and absolutely no knowledge of music whatsoever, as his frankly embarrassing appearances on 'Buzzcocks' amply displayed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, closed)

I think my sister put it best
When she simply said,
"He's really got the face for radio, hasn't he?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:10, closed)

Yes, this.
Christian O'Connell is a total twat, as are people who say "on acid".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, closed)

I just read this.....ON ACID!!
and it was shite...but colourful....and i do know what it is i am speaking of....
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:49, closed)

I had some chips tonight
and instead of putting vinegar on them, I put a puddle of vinegar on the plate and sat them on top.

It was like chips on acid.
( milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:17, closed)