Hey guess what
My poor kids. Whenever on of them says something along the lines of 'hey guess what happened to me today at school' I think of the most convoluted long-winded unlikely reply possible, in the hope that they'll bloody stop it.
"hey Dad guess what I had for lunch today..."
"toadburgers with poo sauce and crispy elephant dung topping and a side dish of fried conger eel eggs?"
"sigh- no Dad. Pizza. Just grow up will you."
(teasus likes tea, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:17, 4 replies)

I do this to my girlfriend
I think she's given up asking me to guess now
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:21, closed)

Hahahahaha good work.
When my sister became a stroppy teenager, my dad threatened to come and pick her up from school wearing a silly hat. She got straight into line.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:22, closed)

that is excellent parenting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, closed)

I use the reverse strategy
to hone the critical thinking skills of my kids, by lying to them all the time.

"What's for dinner?"

"Worms! In blood. With eyeballs."
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:45, closed)