"I'll make you right" and "My bad".
I'll make you right? How exactly? Because you think it's right? Who made you the god of correctness? is your name Jeff fucking Google

Don't say my bad because it doesn't make any sense. I know it might be hard to say but a sorry will suffice

If you're ever thinking of saying either of these phrases please stop yourself, for if you do you are a cock.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:38, 3 replies)

I take my bad
to be the new whoops. It says, yep a made a small mistake, and I'll hold my hand up, but hey it's no big deal and I don't feel the need to apologise about it. All summed up in two neat little words. It's what language is all about.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:05, closed)

whoops is more like when Kids say weeeeeeee when they go down a slide
Look at it this way.

Up untill about 5 years ago the phrase my bad did not exist but before that the only time you would have expected anyone to use this phrase "My Bad" would be when a mental shits themselves then goes up to the nurse and say "nnnnaaaaeee mmmy bbbard"

I'm pissed by the way so please forgive grammer
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:50, closed)

The standard of spoke English these days
What's wrong with a good old 'mea culpa'?
(Neil_E_There didn't the Aussies used to be good at cricket?, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, closed)