Grow a pair!
I hate it when my wife says this to me, undermining my sense of masculinity to manipulate me into doing things I don't want to do (usually for a good reason). And any attack on her appearance or femininity would result in a decade-long sulk. You women are full of guile and mischief!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:00, 6 replies)

No we're not
it's you men, picking on us.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:32, closed)

Hey, I'm the one crying myself to sleep under the guest-room duvet with a bottle of smirnoff every night, whilst she sleeps soundly in the marital boudouir!
It was naughty, greedy Eve who scoffed down the forbidden apple and there's been nothing but mischief from you ladies ever since. Mischief, I tells yer!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:50, closed)

You know it's been a loooooooooong QOTW
when an hour and a half late, I'm the first person to tell you to shut up, grow a pair and stand up to her ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:38, closed)

Esprit d'escalier ;)

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:15, closed)

Guile and mischief, oh no! ^-^
We're so naughty.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:13, closed)

My missus tried this one on me once...
I threw it back at her, as she's a 34A cup. Boy, did that go wrong...
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:01, closed)