I can tolerate "sarnie"
But I loathe "sammich".
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:55, 1 reply)

Sammich is different
it's merely shorthand for 'I am expressing a strong desire to be beaten to within an inch of my life at the earliest available opportunity'.

The most offensive thing about it is that it only takes *one more letter* in order not to look like a complete fucking tool.

Argh.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:11, closed)

Good lord
People write this stuff down? I assumed that 'sammich' was the result of a speech impediment
(babyaeroplanes, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:18, closed)

After a few righteously-administered corrective punches to the mouth
it is. But horrifically, it frequently doesn't start that way.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:22, closed)

Hahahahaahhahahahaahaa!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:48, closed)