Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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go away, I'm poshMy preferred means for getting rid of home imporvemtn sales calls (double glazing etc) is to tell them you live in a listed building and therefore are not permitted to fit double glazing.
If pushed, tell them you live in a castle, they won't notice that your address is clearly a dull terraced house in Milton Keanes and they will leave you alon.
the down side is that now and again they will pass your details on to another company who will nag you to buy a new portcullis and cannons.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:07, 2 replies)
If you're an MPyou can get them for free, put them on expenses
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:52, closed)
twunting expensesgood point, they'll look lovely with my duck house
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, closed)
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