Why the blithering fuck?
Why would you copy somebody else's stories and post them here as your own? You doss cunt. It's in the same league as Legless and Spanky Hanky's torrents of bullshit.

You massive twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 22:01, 3 replies)

Well, Plumdozer,
there are actually a lot of people who do tha... (reads all of Plumdozer's post) well said sir.
(Ed Quarters has moved house!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 22:21, closed)

because...
*shrugs shoulders*

bog off
(Lord Chode, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 22:45, closed)

Heh...
Well, I liked 'em :)
( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 8:23, closed)

I think that if a torrent of bullshit is well-written and funny, it's fine.
Legless, particularly, is a shining example of the way that bullshit should be spouted.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 9:52, closed)

I don't
I don't see how trying to pass off fiction as fact is laudable at all. My fanfics I've posted here have been clearly invented. Legless's stories are spun to make him sound like some kind of ass-kicking interweb ninja. If you have to pretend to be exciting and dynamic then in my book, you're a twatcock. Ditto Spanky Hanky.

My favourite Legless story was the one where he was feeling up girls' tits in the student union bar. When I pulled him up on sexual assault he told me to get to fuck. What a prize prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:26, closed)