Heh...
That reminded me of a few years back (maybe more than a few) when the Marlboro people were running a promotion to smokers - you (if I remember correctly) just had to dial a number, verify your age, and they sent you tat.

Easy.

Well, not quite so...the verification consisted of you having to say 'Marlboro' to the automated line, but when pronounced in the local accent 'Marlburra', it refused to accept it, so I had to put on a horrendous merkin accent to get my crappy ciggy related junk.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, 1 reply)

Marl-bow-row?
?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:45, closed)

It was so traumatic...
I've almost blocked it out ;)

But yeah - summat like that.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:52, closed)