Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I once walked in on my then 13-year-old brother having a wankHe was hung like a horse.
Oh God, oh God, MAKE THE MENTAL IMAGES STOP!
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Alright Amorous Badger you massive child molester (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:40,
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I suspect you're turned on by the idea.Would that be noncing by proxy?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:24,
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"massive" isn't a word I'd associate with AB.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:44,
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Who was having the wank. Him, or you while walking?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:23,
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Both.(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:32, closed)
The only way to get rid of the mental images is a weekend for two in norfolk. (
Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:40,
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Cliff Thorburn is not primarily a presenter, he is a snook- a retired snooker player, he's an unknown element(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:17, closed)
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