Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Shanghai airport a few years backI needed to offload some poo in the toilet.
The toilets were nice and clean - everything was nice and shiny... which made the tiles both on the wall and floor reflective.
So i sat down on the toilet and as you do - begin a thousand yard stare whislt all my brain bandwidth started to co-ordinate my bowel movement... in my absent stare - i noticed the light on the floor tiles began to move - I frowned with intrigue....as my focus sharpened on the light - I quickly realised i could see a very good reflection of a chinese man wiping his @rse in the cubicle next door.
Quickly aware of this horrible sight - and the expression of hard work on his face, i quickly looked away to the wall on my left... which was also very shiny, and merely reflected the floor tile and the man still scratching away at his @rse cheek with paper. completely unaware i was looking at him with his kecks around his ankles.
My teeth instantly started to sweat.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:12, 6 replies)
I have also once used a public lavatory. (, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:24, closed)
just wee(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:45, closed)
It's "ARSE"HTH
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Your teeth started to sweat?I think you meant 'mouth started to water'?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:19, closed)
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