Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Did she undercoat your Space Marines?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:37,
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proper lol.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:50,
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I do hope this isn't an **v** reference(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24,
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It was meant as a reference to whichever idiot on here fancied themselves as a PUA, and liked to subjugate bushes.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:01,
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Oh, I assumed it was something about shoving toys up fannies, I do apologise(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:00,
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As the sole member, and president, of the emvee fan club,I'm not allowed to insult his glamour photography.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:47,
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