I wasn't exactly caught but still not my finest hour.
I came home drunk from a night out and as you do preceded to stick on a bit of babestation and roll a joint.

Now this is where it gets a bit hazy. I remember definitely bashing one out but i have no recollection of the the aftermath or more importantly the clean up of the wank and the usual turning off of the TV in disgust.

Now when I awoke I readily got dressed and rushed off out but it not before realizing the TV had been turned off by the socket (which i never do) and some of my weed was missing so it must have meant my dad came in saw me post wank pre cleanup and decided to help himself to my smoke while leaving a big neon sign letting me know that he saw me.

Oh and i woke up naked so there was no way around it apart from a stony couple of weeks silence at the breakfast table.

(and no he didn't touch me in my special place..... from what i can remember)
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:43, 6 replies)

I bet there was a cup of tea waiting for you by your side as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)

In fact there were 2

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:30, closed)

one of which was partially drunk

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:25, closed)

:D

(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:08, closed)

yes he did...
and he filmed it...
it's on yourdadisadirtyinbreeder.com
( likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:27, closed)

or maybe you got stoned
and acted slightly out character and forgot some of the things you did.

no, that couldn't possibly be the answer because stoned people act exactly as the normally do and are known the world over for their powers of recall
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:02, closed)