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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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I came home drunk from a night out and as you do preceded to stick on a bit of babestation and roll a joint.
Now this is where it gets a bit hazy. I remember definitely bashing one out but i have no recollection of the the aftermath or more importantly the clean up of the wank and the usual turning off of the TV in disgust.
Now when I awoke I readily got dressed and rushed off out but it not before realizing the TV had been turned off by the socket (which i never do) and some of my weed was missing so it must have meant my dad came in saw me post wank pre cleanup and decided to help himself to my smoke while leaving a big neon sign letting me know that he saw me.
Oh and i woke up naked so there was no way around it apart from a stony couple of weeks silence at the breakfast table.
(and no he didn't touch me in my special place..... from what i can remember)
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:43, 6 replies)
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( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)
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and he filmed it...
it's on yourdadisadirtyinbreeder.com
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:27, closed)
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and acted slightly out character and forgot some of the things you did.
no, that couldn't possibly be the answer because stoned people act exactly as the normally do and are known the world over for their powers of recall
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:02, closed)
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