Not me, but my mate
We had long suspected that my mate S was gay. Not a big deal to us (at least two of us swung both ways) but he seemed to be struggling with it and that was making him unhappy (we surmised). Anyhow, being good mates we said nothing and waited to see if he would want to come out, or not. No worries.

One day I get call from his mobile - but it's not him on the end of the line, it's a lady using his phone from the local hospital. He has binned his bike taking a bend at ninety on the way to work and is in casualty. I fly up there asap as I am the one he wants there, and wait with him for ten hours whilst they figure out he has broken his pelvis, cracked ribs, cracked vertebra, the lot. And mangled his arm. Finally he gets a bed, and the conversation (him off his tits on morphine) turns to his poor cat at home, needing to be let out and fed. So I offer to go over to his house and see to the cat, get some pyjamas for him, make sure the tv is off at the wall, that sort of shit - as he's clearly going to be in hospital for some time.
"Thanks, that would be great. But don't go in my bedroom," he says.
"Ok," I reply. Whatever, his business.

So I go over to his house, get some clothes out of the clean basket on the dining table (waiting to be ironed), turn tv off at wall, etc. But I can't find the blasted cat. I call her. I look everywhere for her. She likes me so she's not hiding anywhere. Then I hear her - yowling from in the bedroom behind pushed to door.
I sort of knew what I was going to find before I opened the door - just a feeling, you know. I tried not to look and I tried not to see (normally not a problem for me these days but this was a while ago). Cat comes running out pleased to see me as I push the door open away from me. And there I see it - his curtains closed, computer left on, 22 inch monitor displaying some stills of she male on male hardcore action. The finishing touch was a box of kleenex on the desk.

I shut the computer off (didn't want any of his other friends who might fetch stuff for him to find it), shut the door and went downstairs to feed the cat.

When I went back to the hospital the next day with his clothes, the first thing he said to me was, "You saw, didn't you ?"
"Don't know what you mean," I said, but it must have showed on my face. But I said nothing about it anyway, and haven't to this day (until now, but I moved away four years ago and haven't seen him or anyone else who would know him since, so I guess it's ok to tell the story now).

When he got out of hospital a month later (caught pneumonia during his stay, nice) we had a party for him. He made a speech and came out there and then. Nobody was surprised !

He met a guy when he went to buy a new bike (old one totalled). As far as I know they are still together.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:56, 8 replies)

Closet Cases
Silly boys. If you like teh cock, come out and say it. Case in point a mate of mine. Pretty much knew he liked willies for years, took my missus to ask him directly to get the truth.

Reaction to him coming out: Told him to register on Gaydar and hook up with some willing gentlemen for a good hard shag. He was quite shocked that I (The married one with kids) was that direct
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:39, closed)

Gay pervert shuts cat in bedroom with no food or water.
Cat forced to watch hardcore gay porn whilst owner drives at 90mph.

You should tell this one to the Daily mail, it's got everything.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:28, closed)

Hmm...
Needs some more immigrants and perhaps a mention of Diana.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:38, closed)

hahahahahahah
Just chuckled hard.
( rofl harris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:45, closed)

The R.S.P.C.A.
will prosecute
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:27, closed)

couple of problems
First off, why is the monitor showing anything at all?, if left alone for that long the monitor would have been in powersave & therefore would have been blank.

Second, looking at shemales does not make him gay, I spent hours looking at shemales every... I'll get my coat.
(cname, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:02, closed)

#1 isn't a problem
You can disable powersave mode quite easily. Assuming Windows (which I'm not using at the moment, so can't run through the steps precisely to clear up my foggy memory), right click on the desktop, choose whatever option in that menu brings up the window where you choose your screensaver on one tab, screen resolution on another tab, etc. At the bottom of the screensaver tab there's a section about power settings. There you can make it so the monitor never goes into powersave mode.
So, he *could* do that...not sure exactly why he *would* do that, though.
(chase, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:07, closed)

What bike was it?
This is important.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:37, closed)