I've been living in Central London since I was 18 and I've never ever had a good celeb spot
The closest I've got are: the guy who played Lionel in "brush strokes" (he was also the dad in "vicar of dibley" I think), whom I see in my local tesco from time to time... SCORE.... and about 3 times in the last 12 months I've found myself sitting at the next table to Stephen Fry in various restaurants/theatre shows. He always looks less excited about it than I do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:44, 13 replies)

Well I'd imagine the smell would put him off his food somewhat.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:27, closed)

I smell like angel piss and unicorn farts ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:09, closed)

And piston broke and Psychochomp.
Which I imagine is like what I imagine the inside of a Games Workshop to smell like.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:00, closed)

you don't want to believe everything you read on THE INTERNET
some of it may contain LIES
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:31, closed)

Yeah but not that bit of internet, eh?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:52, closed)

ESPECIALLY that bit of internet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 14:20, closed)

I went in a Games Workshop type place for the first time the other day.
I felt quite at home.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:43, closed)

Did it smell like it looks like it would smell?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:51, closed)

Not really, no.
I was quite surprised to find women in there. Pale-looking ones who clearly don't get enough sunlight, but still.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:07, closed)

I once sat next to Peter Bowles on the tube
Beat that!
( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 21:44, closed)

Seriously?
One day in London and I managed to spot Prof. Brian Cox coming out of Broadcasting House.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:29, closed)

i am fully confident that it is because i barge around like a blind badger twat
rather than because London lacks slebs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:32, closed)

Didn't see that one coming.
As it were.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:43, closed)