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I once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)

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Nob Fartbelm is getting uppity because you posted.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:53, 1 reply)
Oh man, what's been Rick Fathelme's story of celebrity this week?
Sada from Big Brother once replied to one of his PM's on OKCupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:35, closed)
So...
a veiled threat based on revealing my real name and a reference to my OkCupid account is the best that you've got?

Wow! Shut up, get back in your box and make sure you don't upset anyone. Linkbitch.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:44, closed)
Sweet, are we to expect a Christmas meltdown special?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:26, closed)
I'm not sure how we get from 'has he been PMing Sada from Big Brother' to 'I'm going to kill his estranged wife and kids'.
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:02, closed)
Would that be the estranged wife whose photo he used for one of his okcupid sockpuppets?
In a way that definitely isn't creepy or tragic at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:10, closed)
Didn't Mr Fartbelm once mention that he's a paranoid schizophrenic?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:27, closed)
Yes, yes he did.
b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2037358
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:29, closed)
he looks proper proud of his family though.
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, closed)
Lol! Did you hack his hotmail?

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:20, closed)
Internet diagnosis ahoy!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)
He's far too dim and lacking in imagination to be schizo.
And if he's bipolar then one pole is thick and dull and the other is dull and thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, closed)
His mum did a degree when she was old, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:47, closed)
He rarely mentions it ... despite it being so rare and fascinating.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:48, closed)
At least
her's is worth a mention.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:57, closed)
In all fairness, if my mum had an affair with Sheila Ferguson, I'd tell people about it too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:01, closed)
I don't even know what that is.
Does he blame his underachievement and premature aging on her lesbian affair?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:18, closed)
Ah now Shambles, be fair.
The fact that he's managed a wife and that is wife's had children is clearly a massive overachievement given the crippling deficits on display here over the last couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)
He admitted the cuckoo wasn't his during one of his previous breakdowns.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:54, closed)
It's almost at the point it got to with Sammi here.
Where you feel guilty for picking on someone who's clealy subnormal.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30, closed)
I never felt guilty for picking on Sammi, she was a fucking despicable person.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, closed)
There is that.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:00, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/6976905
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:05, closed)
Some excellent internet right there.
I lol'd yet again at the snoring clopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:16, closed)
He was alright, that Eddache.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:18, closed)
I too am lolling so much my lungs are seizing up.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:39, closed)
It's getting to Sammi Event Horizon.
Where you almost feel guilty for picking on someone who's clearly subnormal.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:36, closed)
I reckon Sammi might be his missus.
It would explain the distorted picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, closed)
THIS NEEDED SAYING TWICE

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:00, closed)
Oh look,
you're trying to bully me by attacking my family.

Smooth.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:02, closed)
Logging in and out to reply again, eh?
And after you've been clearly told not to by the mods, tut
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, closed)
Hello
BraynDedd's sockpuppet account.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:14, closed)
Nothing to do with me.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:27, closed)
I've got to be honest -
aside from your chin, you all look the same to me.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:28, closed)
so, how long HAVE you been a vicar? imma keep posting this til you acknowledge it.
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:25, closed)

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