I'd like to celebrate the demise of renowned internet loser and professional stalker, 'Dr Shambolic' - but I missed the action.

I guess there's only so much obsessive stalking a man can do before he's banned.

edit: I see he's back with a new account and already racked up 300+ posts.

The king is dead, long live the king!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:10, 54 replies)

Nah, some sadact worked out he'd spent over two hundred days of his life posting on b3ta based on his 150k postings. He went and had his account deleted out of the fucking shame, cos it's not like mods bother with qotw anymore is it.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:23, closed)

No offence, whoever you are,
but you're even worse at this than Liemallow.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:32, closed)

I think you do mean offence. Why would you try to upset me mate ?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:44, closed)

I'm trying to impress Shambles.
Odds are pretty high that he'll sleep with me, if I play my cards right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:09, closed)

you'll have to get me a lot drunker than last time
now that I've seen it
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:11, closed)

I've painted it black, now.
Babycham?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:21, closed)

saucy
snakebite and black first
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:25, closed)

alright bobby ... i see you're still shit at arithmetic
how's the imaginary kids?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:26, closed)

Alright Stalky McStalker?

I'm good thanks and the family is well.

So what happened, been obsessively posting Fatholme's wife's mobile number again?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:40, closed)

yeah ... soz for that whole catching you out pretending that a short business trip was a family holiday
bit cruel in retrospect ... can't be easy being you ... soz
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)

Can't be easy being owned by Fairholme.

1-0 Fatty
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:38, closed)

Did you ever actually tell us how your holiday in Florida went?
Only you were deleting threads so fast that I didn't get to see whether you enjoyed yourself or not.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:20, closed)

It was great, thanks for asking.

Good old Stalky McStalker will be able to tell you more about it though - he spent three weeks frenetically trying to track me across the globe with a very impressive bit of coding, so he can fill you in.

Oh wait, he can't...seems he got banned for being a strange, creepy stalker. Last I heard he was posting phone numbers of other people's wives. What an odd fellow.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:13, closed)

i heard he just sent you a bitly link that you clicked on cos you're a thick twat
just what I heard like

prolly not true though ... nobody would be daft enough to prove they're in England when pretending to be in a florid swamp
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, closed)

Calm down Stalky, don't blow all your energy, Fatty will be here soon and you'll be too tired to post his daughter's phone number.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:44, closed)

not at all obsessive and sad

( rofl harris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:21, closed)

thanks

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:28, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/fearsandphobias/post2376138
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:58, closed)

Albert Marshmallow nonces young boys in the gob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:01, closed)

and doesn't even give them a tissue to clean up afterwards
the selfish rapey cockwomble
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:32, closed)

Oh dear. Did Shambo
get banned?

Does that mean that astonishing body of work he created here is to be left unchanged now? That testament to the years and years he spent grinding away here, every hour of every day, trying to make his mark on, um, a small internet message board?

Well, this is simply, er, something.

But fear not. He's immediately back, posting the same things. Let's look forward to another 10 years of him hiding behind ABs legs, sneaking out to yap at people every now and then, then slinking back to his foreveralone lifestyle.

We'll miss you Shambo. No, wait, what I meant was fist yourself you stupid cunt.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:17, closed)

^upset

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:29, closed)

Sorry, who are you?
I wasn't talking to you, n00b.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)

^proper upset

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:43, closed)

you should create a couple more sock puppets to back up this one when you start to look silly again

( rofl harris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:34, closed)

dunno who you are either soz

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00, closed)

You're right
One of the fundamental rules for posting on a public internet forum is that we must all know who everyone else is.

I'm such a pillock.
( rofl harris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:42, closed)

probably ... dunno ... you're just part of the faceless weepy background noise

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:02, closed)

it's exactly this sort of vicious, targetted victimisation of regular posters which is killing QOTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:40, closed)

bit harsh
I'm evidently very significant for the weepies

and I do like the idea of hiding behind badger's bandy twig legs
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:56, closed)

Amen brother, the internet police are always the worst ones.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:58, closed)

Just imagine,
one day you'll have to stand before the pearly gates, and admit your biggest achievement was getting Shambo to like you.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:08, closed)

i only like him because he's a fat poof

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:43, closed)

Why do people imagine that I like you?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:24, closed)

we share a natural contempt for the Weepy Boohoos
that hardly makes us part of some exclusive clique ... it just makes us normal


(I mean ... obviously you're not completely normal, you hideous deviant)
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:13, closed)

I think you two share much more than that.
You're both unfunny and boring for a start.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:45, closed)

dunno who you are soz

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, closed)

I see what you did there!

(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:43, closed)

yerr ... I said "dunno who you are" ... coz i dunno who you are ... soz for being dead cryptic

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:59, closed)

^ridiculous religious nut job whose only talent is to try to sheriff an irrevernt and irrelevant message board
Fuck off you weepy upset mess of a human
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:22, closed)

It's not too late you know.
You could go to night classes, or answer the advert that says 'you could drive this bus'.

You could make something of yourself, really. Ignore what everybody says.
(username failed moderation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)

From that desperate mess of a statement I take it you are unemployed and pondering the advice that every one is giving you.
You will get a job, I believe it just takes time,
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:51, closed)

Ah, the
"I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?" defence.

Try to be original please.

Listen, it's not a big thing. Some of us are Alphas, some are Betas. It's OK to be a Beta, you're still useful sometimes.
(username failed moderation, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:56, closed)

He's back!
There's life in the old board yet.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:02, closed)

nah ... it's fucked
I might threaten to dox somebody just for the desperate lulz
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:03, closed)

Ooh did I miss some internet drama? I've been away, building a shed and stuff, which is magnificent.
Poor Shambles, I always knew the internet was too much for his tiny brain and that it would eventually destroy him. It's like the end of an error.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:50, closed)

Once upon a time I might've gloated and enjoyed watching his internet demise but actually having got see a little of the reality, I'm kinda sad for the guy.
I've come to realise that this - his constant 18 odd hrs. per day out-pouring of hatred, bile and invective on qotw is all he has. I mean literally - all he has. What he does here is the sum total of his input to the universe.
Oh sure he talks about going for holidays in France with his family (whilst lambasting others and creepily tracing them around the globe for claiming to be doing much the same) or taking massive drugs at a music festival where most of the other attendees are 20 odd years younger; but if you chart a few days of what he does here you'll find he posts almost constantly (maybe max. of 1/2hr. break between posts at an ebb) for a minimum of 12, normally 16 to 18 odd hours across a number of threads. I wish I was exaggerating. Sadly for him I'm not. Don't believe me? Check for yourself. I think the longest I've ever seen him not on here was when he went to said music festival...

On top of that we have a man who readily acknowledges that he setup/stole a whole raft of usernames quite a while ago for the express purpose of using as sock puppets. So even before he was in this predicament not only was he posting constantly day in and day out using his own account but also with other accounts. If that's not a little bit twitchy I don't know what is. I do find it interesting that his latest sockpuppet account is only about a month old. Maybe he's burnt through all those other ones?

That means that whatever he's doing during most days, be it spending time with his family or supposedly working; he's actually on here arguing with and trying to belittle strangers on the internet. I wouldn't wish that sort of obsessive fucked up existence on anyone. Not even him.
(spl00sh!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:54, closed)

^more upset words than i type in a week

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:59, closed)

The gaz I just got.
[ mod edit: gaz removed ]

Not unhinged at all. Oh no.
(spl00sh!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)

Alll things considered and I am being impartial. I think you are the one who needs help.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:13, closed)

Taking advice from a bitter old gay cunt.
Roger that.
(spl00sh!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:15, closed)

See, exactly the sort of thing I was talking about, it wasn't advice it was well meaning suggestion. Take it or leave it you weepy mess.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:42, closed)

I've actually got a lot of time for you Sploosh but that posting damaged your image. Not cool.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:00, closed)

For example.
b3ta.com/questions/celebrations/post2378459
(spl00sh!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:55, closed)