Tenth anniversary of my big win at the casino
Partied with 12-year-olds at a Las Vegas bat mitzvah, then went to the casinos and won $14,600 playing '21' overnight. Lost the money right back but it was fun while it lasted. Need to attend more bat mitzvahs.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:45, 13 replies)

Appropriate username is appropriate.

( .Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:51, closed)

not saying this sounds proper noncy or owt
but this sounds proper noncy
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:52, closed)

bar mitzvah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:52, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:01, closed)

Huh?
Bar for boys, Bat for girls.

Simple, innit?
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:04, closed)

oh, I see
So he was pestering 12 year old girls for sex then, got it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:16, closed)

Fucking pervert's been chopping the willies off bats.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:08, closed)

Bat mitzvah?
Is that where kids with sticks try to knock the candies out of a mezuzah?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 2:29, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:08, closed)

Are you suggesting that he subjugated 12 year old bush?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:20, closed)

I admire you for pressing the appropriate buttons of the clan.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:33, closed)

Oy vey!
Check out the chutzpah of this schmuck!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:42, closed)

^ down with the yids!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:45, closed)