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Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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people who can afford jam

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:59, 2 replies)
It's probably not even butter she's eating, but axle grease scraped from goods trucks stopped at the sidings
I imagine it's a bit Hunger Games over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:04, closed)
it'll be worse than that
it'll be low fat spread
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:06, closed)
Hmmmm ...
Almost as lush as shapers cottage cheese on a snack-a-jack
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:10, closed)
Might as well eat polystyrene and reduce landfill while you're at it.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:36, closed)
With just a touch of hydrogenation catalyst to give it that buttery yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:08, closed)
The colour is added (usually beta carotene)
Pure hydrogenated vegetable fat is white.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:27, closed)
^margarine expert

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, closed)

margarine expert went to school
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37, closed)
and some people say secondary education has become a complete fucking joke

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, closed)
Shit, really?
I was hinting that leaving the Ni/SiO2 catalyst in place would have contributed to such metal decline as to subscribe to heretical beliefs w.r.t. scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37, closed)
What metal decline?
Doesn't make any sense.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:51, closed)
Fuck, are you one of those butter-only freaks as well then?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:58, closed)
Jam is gross
Fuck your glistening period fruits
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:57, closed)
Was the glistening period just after the golden age or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:03, closed)
Jam is just fruit and sugar.
Fruit.
And sugar.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:06, closed)

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