This place is fucking wank.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:32, 23 replies)

Hard to explain, really, when quality content like this keeps getting posted.

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 9:59, closed)

I agree
The OP has an almost Shakespearian command of the English language, coupled with the incisive wit of an amalgam of Oscar Wilde, Stephen Fry and, dare I say it, Will Self.
A masterpiece which will be revered like the long lamented Treeki.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:02, closed)

And you are quite obviously an educated nonce.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, closed)

A nonce you say?
A well measured and sharply insightful response.

Well done!
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:58, closed)

You studied English right.
'Accurate' would have sufficed
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:21, closed)

If you simply typed nothing
that would suffice.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:22, closed)

How would that work?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:53, closed)

It would work like my post below.
HTH
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:29, closed)

.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:30, closed)

I thought about it, but I wanted to really press home
the remarkably focused nature of your rejoinder.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:44, closed)

Carpenter wanker

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:01, closed)

He's just graduated from getting all weepy and upset,
to clumsily emulating those he blames for making him weepy and upset.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:21, closed)

r u ttt

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:24, closed)

I think you might be my favourite
But there's a few in the running
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:52, closed)

I like being someone's favourite.
:D
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:58, closed)

You lost

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:02, closed)

Hot diggety damn?
Was it the last minute attempt at flattery?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:08, closed)

You kinda made yourself too accessible
I like rape and you would just give it up at any opportunity
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:09, closed)

You like rape?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:16, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post761629
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:18, closed)

I always spell grapes wrong.
My bad dates
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 12:40, closed)

Oi vey ist mir.
That's like someone shitting in the bath and complaining that the plughole is blocked.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:23, closed)

You live in Trainspotting as well

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:33, closed)