One of my female friends has a lesbian friend...
... who supposedly used to go out with one Louise Harman.

She is better known to the general public as Lady Sovereign.



Therefore, by virtue of handshakes and hugs being passed on, I have indirectly fingered a gangsta rapper.

'Spect.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:26, 13 replies)

Im so ashamed
but I quite fancy Lady Sov'
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:02, closed)

Me too
I'm afraid.
( Ping_Pang_Piddley_Dee couldn't give a big shiny fuck., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:12, closed)

And 'outed' her on the internet!
Unless it was widely known?

I dont suppose anyone's bothered to care that much really
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:04, closed)

No idea
Hell, it's a friend-of-a-friend story so it might be total bollocks, but fuck it - lesbians!
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:10, closed)

I thought...
...it was common knowledge she was a clam-jouster?
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:30, closed)

I is well 'ard innit
I 'as got keys.

Fuck me, bring back punks and skins, bring back fucking Bucks Fizz, sheesh.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:12, closed)

Fuck off, she's a musical genius!


lie
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:24, closed)

Her hair bothers me.
It's like two separate people did either side then lost interest in the middle.
(Big D, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:40, closed)

Chav suit?
Sovvy ring? Daft impractical necklace? Prema-sneer? Drinks from the hairy cup?

Sorry - she's no lady.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:04, closed)

How shopped is her face!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:09, closed)

Better known?
Not the words I would've used...
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 2:24, closed)

And
better known to me as "who the fuck are you?"
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:01, closed)

Has she got a squint?
Ugly looking bird...still spaff on her face though.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:10, closed)